tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12450818276929992882024-03-13T11:57:57.667-05:00Varney the VampireA look at the nineteenth century serial novel by James Malcolm Rymer, one chapter at a time.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.comBlogger86125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-89276473242841518802011-11-09T01:52:00.003-06:002011-11-09T22:15:36.682-06:00Chapter 63: In Which the Sound of Footsteps is "Dab, Dab, Dab"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSyxrjUuIKGEPJrp21v6raqfIu7AlkS74Ws-rSm6khdTGGF8IMkpkQX5LZ0ouW9jrq7wGfS6FNbckjZYd6vGrk51ZouBRn6Owot3NoJtXtgHWBH9-VUc6yTqCJ2IvfbGFZIUss-3Xq-X4/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-63a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSyxrjUuIKGEPJrp21v6raqfIu7AlkS74Ws-rSm6khdTGGF8IMkpkQX5LZ0ouW9jrq7wGfS6FNbckjZYd6vGrk51ZouBRn6Owot3NoJtXtgHWBH9-VUc6yTqCJ2IvfbGFZIUss-3Xq-X4/s320/varney-the-vampire-chapter-63a.png" width="262" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2011/11/chapter-62-in-which-there-is-surprising.html" target="_blank"><i>Previously:</i></a> Marchdale is evil, apparently. If you missed it, don't worry; JMR includes a helpful recap at the beginning of <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-63" target="_blank">Chapter 63</a> (The Guests at the Inn, and the Story of the Dead Uncle).<br />
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After we're reminded what happened in the last chapter, we flash back to the inn Marchdale mentioned earlier, where he heard a man say he was going to the ruins at midnight. The innkeeper has decided that a bunch of townspeople looking to get drunk before and/or after vampire hunting is good for business, which amuses me. So does this:<br />
<blockquote>"It's shocking," said one of the guests; "it's shocking to think of. Only last night, I am quite sure I had such a fright that it added at least ten years to my age." <br />
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"A fright!" said several. <br />
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"I believe I speak English -- I said a fright." </blockquote>JMR, are you lampshading your tendency towards repetitive and awkwardly expository dialogue, or are you just finding better ways to pad your word count?<br />
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One man tells the story of hearing a frightening intruder at midnight. Any suspense is spoiled by the fact that the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs is "Dab, dab, dab." That's right up there with "GRONGGGG!" and "KRR—RR—AAAAAAANG!" in the <i>Glove of Darth Vader </i>series. (That would be the sound of a docking bay door closing and the sound of a submarine leaving the dock, respectively, in case you've blocked those books out of your memory.)<br />
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He ends by revealing that it was just the maid knocking something over and waking him, and he was frightened over nothing.<br />
<blockquote>There was a general look of disappointment when this explanation was given, and one said, -- <br />
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"Then it was not the vampire?" <br />
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"Certainly not." <br />
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"And, after all, only a clock weight." <br />
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"That's about it." <br />
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"Why didn't you tell us about that at first?" <br />
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"Because that would have spoilt the story." </blockquote>Well, I can't argue with that.<br />
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Soon someone pipes up with: <br />
<blockquote>"Well, although our friend's vampyre has turned out, after all, to be nothing but a confounded clock-weight, there's no disputing the fact about Sir Francis Varney being a vampyre, and not a clock-weight."</blockquote>And it suddenly occurs to me that JMR's style of dialogue actually <i>works</i> when he's writing people who are drunk and slightly confused.<br />
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Tom Eccles, who doesn't believe the vampire exists, makes a bet that he can go to the ruins at night and leave a handkerchief to prove he was there. He leaves, and the rest of the group launch into a conversation about what to do about illegitimate children, and -- wait, what? But the story told does twist back to the subject of the dead rising from the grave, so I guess it works.<br />
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I don't have much bad to say about this chapter. The use of dialogue is effective, and the chapter is built around humorous conversation, which provides a nice breather after the Shocking Revelations. The fact that some guy was coming to the ruins was already established by Marchdale and didn't require a flashback to explain, but if JMR needed to use some tangential ghostly tales to pad things out, this is at least better grounded in the story of <i>Varney the Vampire</i> than his <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-19-in-which-jmr-writes-his-own.html" target="_blank">previous</a> <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-25-in-which-admiral-tells-story.html" target="_blank">efforts</a> were.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-65759789168841721222011-11-08T12:35:00.001-06:002011-11-08T12:37:49.492-06:00Digression: The Vampire: His Kith and Kin by Montague Summers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM6AySxf8a2rp2YUk8zTPrvipgsf-v_qY2V12l33JsJoUJnCCWmhRUrhz_SVTdhBH5h1iIgAprCABy0kLhgF__G8G1Zjrk9NeNZgm3arhi5JI_q0baf2kXsMq0qwI3ETogO5oywnOE1TQ/s1600/the-vampire-his-kith-and-kin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM6AySxf8a2rp2YUk8zTPrvipgsf-v_qY2V12l33JsJoUJnCCWmhRUrhz_SVTdhBH5h1iIgAprCABy0kLhgF__G8G1Zjrk9NeNZgm3arhi5JI_q0baf2kXsMq0qwI3ETogO5oywnOE1TQ/s320/the-vampire-his-kith-and-kin.jpg" width="208" /></a></div><br />
Apparently there's a new critical edition of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1937002179/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=varnthevamp-20&linkCode=as2&camp=217145&creative=399373&creativeASIN=1937002179" target="_blank"><i>The Vampire: His Kith and Kin</i></a> that came out this year. Want!<br />
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Montague Summers is a bit batty (for one, he thinks <i>Varney the Vampire</i> has more literary value than <i>Dracula</i>), but the book is definitely worth reading, particularly the last chapter on the vampire in literature. It was great help to me when I was researching the vampire in opera.<br />
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I've got a copy up on <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/the-vampire-his-kith-and-kin" target="_blank">The Vampyre Site</a> in which I painstakingly fixed the issues I saw in several other online copies (particularly footnotes not matching up and problems with foreign language text), so you can go check it out there if you're not sure you want to put out $22 for the critical edition.<br />
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I'm also working on some more Montague Summers for The Vampyre Site, so stay tuned.<br />
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<i>Varney post up later today!</i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-42442023653257512642011-11-03T03:51:00.001-05:002011-11-03T03:53:09.047-05:00Chapter 62: In Which There is a Surprising Reveal (Other Than the Fact That The Blogger Updated)Hey, I exist! I know, it surprises me too, sometimes.<br />
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It's fitting that this chapter returns to something raised way back in <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-29-in-which-digression-is.html" target="_blank">Chapter 29</a>, which I sorely wished to see developed: the prisoner in the ruins. <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-62" target="_blank">Chapter 62</a> (The Mysterious Meeting in the Ruin Again. -- The Vampyre's Attack Upon the Constable.) The chapter begins with Varney waiting for someone at the ruins. I like this line because it's such a typical vampire image, and it's cool to picture:<br />
<blockquote>His form was enveloped in a large cloak, which was of such ample material that he seemed well able to wrap it several times around him, and then leave a considerable portion of it floating idly in the gentle wind. </blockquote>I also like the next little bit about him impatiently checking a pocket watch because it reminds me of <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-31-in-which-jmr-isnt-even.html" target="_blank">the last scene where he was impatiently checking the clock</a>, in which <strike>the author</strike> Varney got so nervous and flustered that he lost track of time and had to <strike>insert more padding</strike> read a book until midnight.<br />
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The Other Guy shows up and delivers a brief recap of the Dangers of the Mob Hunting the Vampyre, and says that a (possibly slightly drunk) guy vowed to go to the ruins and watch for the vampire. "Let us retire further into the recesses of the ruin," Varney suggests, which just makes me picture this scene as part of a low-budget movie with really awkward blocking.<br />
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The Other Guy helpfully fills in the audience on who he's talking to:<br />
<blockquote>"I am annoyed, although the feeling reaches no farther than annoyance, for I have a natural love of mischief, to think that my reputation has spread so widely, and made so much noise." <br />
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"Your reputation as a vampyre, Sir Francis Varney, you mean?" <br />
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"Yes; but there is no occasion for you to utter my name aloud, even here where we are alone together." <br />
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"It came out unawares." <br />
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"Unawares! Can it be possible that you have so little command over yourself as to allow a name to come from your lips unawares?" <br />
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"Sometimes." <br />
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"I am surprised." <br />
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"Well, it cannot be helped."</blockquote>I can't actually complain about this exchange, because although saying the name comes across as pretty silly, the dialogue afterwards made me laugh.<br />
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Varney declares that once he's done taking over Bannerworth Hall, the prisoner must die. The Other Guy objects to this with more random awkward blurting of names:<br />
<blockquote>"Listen. I will not have the life of Charles Holland taken."</blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzdvSOkPbVqYWrqxKyb8c-RUBIRPyf71rRE0mUP5EHZnArS2gKEK_bp63l6oOEVvwQesS8lW4zY0x4OZ8n_xmqCwZEBdOKFN0CJuhCEKiI0TFhnBmMvALPXceQYa4p8-MCH9ZrYE98UNM/s1600/1232550297_Dramatic+chipmunk.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzdvSOkPbVqYWrqxKyb8c-RUBIRPyf71rRE0mUP5EHZnArS2gKEK_bp63l6oOEVvwQesS8lW4zY0x4OZ8n_xmqCwZEBdOKFN0CJuhCEKiI0TFhnBmMvALPXceQYa4p8-MCH9ZrYE98UNM/s1600/1232550297_Dramatic+chipmunk.gif" /></a></div><br />
Okay, yeah, that was a little obvious.<br />
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They start to head out because the guy who's watching for the vampire might be there. (Don't worry; he stars in the next chapter!) But the final reveal is:<br />
<blockquote>Varney, the vampyre, who had been holding this conversation with no other than Marchdale...</blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3z_oX4vV9hURqfiR0I6OxEFDcOzlPLpyGZRfj1PVyiUeNVdP3DtthBVeLIJ9g2Xeu_3J3JXfiof7wS5feLAG8j5MfHR63hjUwLRcMdM_zEwZiaSFp-TozNEmPFeIz8VGk37qjAF_TTFw/s1600/oie_394758PpTAzKEp.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3z_oX4vV9hURqfiR0I6OxEFDcOzlPLpyGZRfj1PVyiUeNVdP3DtthBVeLIJ9g2Xeu_3J3JXfiof7wS5feLAG8j5MfHR63hjUwLRcMdM_zEwZiaSFp-TozNEmPFeIz8VGk37qjAF_TTFw/s1600/oie_394758PpTAzKEp.gif" /></a></div><br />
<i>That</i> twist legitimately surprised me. I'll have to review all the previous chapters to see if I've just forgotten the foreshadowing in the months since I've worked on this blog, or if it was pulled out of an ass. But either way, JMR, you didn't think to continue the accidental running gag of Marchdale randomly blurting out people's names to surprise the reader? For shame. Ending the chapter with "...if my name isn't Marchdale!" or the like would have been hilarious.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-77994007166756745502011-02-15T14:50:00.004-06:002011-11-03T05:31:12.158-05:00Chapter 61: In Which the Blogger Is Reminded of Why She Keeps Reading and Why She Wants to Stop, All in the Same Chapter<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Bech7BIj3s5skup2Y51xohCZCQlqn3OStrofa2tjRcLLcqnz4aDbYzVZJlW044Bqi-9EVvfnqTCzhGXeLthZAIoNpsBBnkMhol2xVY-XM-q5dYPGfEw2ra3xCLduqDH6g0KK2KikYFU/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-61a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Bech7BIj3s5skup2Y51xohCZCQlqn3OStrofa2tjRcLLcqnz4aDbYzVZJlW044Bqi-9EVvfnqTCzhGXeLthZAIoNpsBBnkMhol2xVY-XM-q5dYPGfEw2ra3xCLduqDH6g0KK2KikYFU/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-61a.png" width="315" /></a></div><br />
I know it was far too long ago, but remember my complaint about <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/12/chapter-59-in-which-there-was-never.html">Chapter 59</a>? How JMR had set up something quite interesting in <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/12/chapter-58-in-which-book-cant-get-any.html">Chapter 58</a>, and then knocked it down with a quick "sorry, just Jack being stupid again"?<br />
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In <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-61" target="_blank">Chapter 61</a> (Chapter LXI. THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. -- THE PARTICULARS OF THE SUICIDE AT BANNERWORTH HALL.), it's clear that JMR is getting frightfully lazy about even that. The <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2011/01/chapter-60.html">previous chapter</a> ends with Varney disappearing. Chapter 61 begins with this:<br />
<blockquote>"Hilloa where the deuce is he?" said the admiral. "Was there ever such a confounded take-in?"<br />
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"Well, I really don't know," said Mr. Chillingworth; "but it seems to me that he must have gone out of that door that was behind him."</blockquote>It's probably stupid for me to get pissed off about this. Varney clearly doesn't just disappear into midair at the end of Chapter 60; he causes a distraction and disappears when Chillingworth and the admiral aren't looking. That scene would certainly not get put on the list of evidence that Varney is actually a real vampire and not just trying to freak everyone out.<br />
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But it annoys me that JMR can't just leave it at that, where even if Varney does just escape through sleight-of-hand it's still a cool trick. He has to get all <i>blasé</i> about it. "Ho hum, I suppose he just ran out the door," with the sense of, "well, <i>anyone</i> could do that!"<br />
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I don't know; maybe Chillingworth's just jealous.<br />
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Moving on: a Mr. Mortimer comes to see Varney, presumably just so Henry (who conveniently rushes in moments later) can recap the plot to him. Chillingworth, Henry, and the admiral head back to Bannerworth Hall. "I perceive that, naturally, we are all three walking towards Bannerworth Hall," says Chillingworth in the middle of the walk, because that's a perfectly normal thing to say <strike>when you're a character in <i>Varney the Vampire</i></strike>.<br />
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Eventually they reach the garden and sit down in the summer-house.<br />
<blockquote>Henry was silent for some few moments, and then he said, with a deep sigh, as he looked mournfully around him, --<br />
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"It was on this spot that my father breathed his last..."<br />
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"Oh?" said the admiral; "he died here, did he?"</blockquote>Okay, this made me laugh. Is it repeating dialogue for padding purposes? Is it purposely characterizing the admiral as lacking tact or social graces? <i>Why can't it be both?</i><br />
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So they drone on a bit about Henry's father and exactly what he could see from this spot on the day that he died, as if the admiral and Chillingworth <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FailedASpotCheck">failed a spot check</a> and now need Henry to describe all of the scenery to them in excruciating detail.<br />
<blockquote>"You see," added Henry, "that from here the fullest view you have of any of the windows of the house is of that of Flora's room, as we have always called it, because for years she had had it as her chamber..."</blockquote>Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.<br />
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Henry tells the long and sad story about how his father was a noble man who meant well, but his friends corrupted him and got him addicted to gambling so that he fell into debt. He spends a great deal of time by the portrait of Varney, receives a letter that throws him into a fright, and commits suicide. His last words are, "The money is hidden!"<br />
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He finishes the story, and then suddenly, out of f---ing nowhere: Jack Pringle! I don't even know what he's doing here, and neither do the characters. The three end up deciding that Bannerworth Hall should not be left unattended, so Henry and the admiral stay while Chillingworth goes to town.<br />
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This was an ass of a chapter to get through, but ultimately it made me realize that the whole mystery of what Henry's father did with his money and how that has to do with Varney is what I really want to be reading about. Why do we need all these ridiculous filler chapters?Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-29995549246764648162011-01-31T00:16:00.003-06:002011-11-03T05:30:25.398-05:00Chapter 60: In Which Another (More Bizarre) Duel is ProposedI really cannot believe how close I am to the end of Part I. I bet I can finish this by next month if I try!<br />
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When <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/12/chapter-59-in-which-there-was-never.html">we left off last</a>, people were being stupid (and by "people," I mean Jack and also JMR). <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-60" target="_blank">Chapter 60</a> (THE INTERRUPTED BREAKFAST AT SIR FRANCIS VARNEY'S.) starts off with a sentence I really like:<br />
<blockquote>Notwithstanding all Mr. Chillingworth could say to the contrary, the admiral really meant to breakfast with Sir Francis Varney.</blockquote>It sets the scene succinctly, and in its succinctness it's kind of funny. As usual, JMR has to go and ruin it by stating the exact same thing in the next paragraph, except longer and more annoying.<br />
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The next bit of dialogue is some pretty typical "but is he a vampire or not?" discussion, followed by the Admiral and Chillingworth meeting Varney at his temporary new home. Which is then followed by the Admiral accusing Varney of being a vampire, some general squabbling, and the arrangement of a duel...<br />
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Wait a minute, <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-37-in-which-jmr-fails-at.html">didn't this all happen before</a>?<br />
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Except this time the duel is supposed to be with two scythes, and<br />
<blockquote>"...with these scythes we be both of us placed in the darkened room, and the door closed, and doubly locked upon us for one hour, and that then and there we do our best each to cut the other in two. If you succeed in dismembering me, you will have won the day; but I hope, from my superior agility" -- here Sir Francis jumped upon his chair, and sat upon the back of it -- "to get the better of you."</blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFX7CzzPJECQLm1QHr02YIn9xCns-Jg6RrSIYZxide2sEU1RtiOqh4zCbOJPdV3oS2tfvXAMllkaW4EwB_W94Z-D1pJ9xYm80tTZ6WzrXdEtNaQtdq1hiABLakd92sEhhutfA00dmVnZA/s1600/Confused-Cat.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFX7CzzPJECQLm1QHr02YIn9xCns-Jg6RrSIYZxide2sEU1RtiOqh4zCbOJPdV3oS2tfvXAMllkaW4EwB_W94Z-D1pJ9xYm80tTZ6WzrXdEtNaQtdq1hiABLakd92sEhhutfA00dmVnZA/s320/Confused-Cat.gif" width="320" /></a></div><br />
It's like someone started writing a parody of the first two-thirds of the chapters in Part I. But come to think of it, I might rather read that book.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-55994980539651267992010-12-27T00:43:00.003-06:002011-11-03T05:29:40.932-05:00Chapter 59: In Which There Was Never Such a Stupid; The Admiral Said So Himself<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNmIw58VqyqftYRKAWGP1WgA6Sed1hyphenhyphenGHBiFew3M4oC8PjPxeonUCwqdcJEDEkxLsKy86Genb8l9xxtO8dLeXJ-w12DxqGvrPBar_O4w-w20JWroKLvMUJ_zSpG8Fw1QJuCVt1aVEFix8/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-59a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNmIw58VqyqftYRKAWGP1WgA6Sed1hyphenhyphenGHBiFew3M4oC8PjPxeonUCwqdcJEDEkxLsKy86Genb8l9xxtO8dLeXJ-w12DxqGvrPBar_O4w-w20JWroKLvMUJ_zSpG8Fw1QJuCVt1aVEFix8/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-59a.png" width="332" /></a></div><br />
The <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/12/chapter-58-in-which-book-cant-get-any.html">previous chapter</a> was awesome. The descriptions worked well to build suspense and emotion, and we finally got to explore another facet of the story's supernatural element. It made me feel that, however slowly it moves, the story has <i>direction</i> once again.<br />
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<a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-59" target="_blank">Chapter 59</a> (THE WARNING. -- THE NEW PLAN OF OPERATION. -- THE INSULTING MESSAGE FROM VARNEY.) does start off slowly. Jack vascillates between being legitimately funny and being written into that really annoying forced humor where you just want to laugh so the author will be satisfied and stop. He probably would have ruined Chapter 58 if it hadn't been so good to begin with, and I could really do without him here.<br />
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Chillingworth tells the Admiral that they've made a mistake: they should have let Varney enter the house, then tried to catch him on the way out. There have been so many instances of the characters behaving in really stupid ways around the vampire, so it's nice to see them learning from it.<br />
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But back to Jack. Someone commented a while back arguing an alternate interpretation of <i>Varney the Vampire</i>: Varney is not a real vampire, and all the supernatural elements are just smoke and mirrors. While that theory doesn't convince me based on the text itself, sometimes I find it plausible that it's what JMR was going for -- but if it was, I think he executed it ineptly.<br />
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Because that awesome suspenseful scene at the end of Chapter 58? Was just Jack being a complete idiot.<br />
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I mean, this could be an interesting plot device if JMR didn't just consistently have stuff happen and have characters immediately retcon it in the next chapter. I don't think "it's all smoke and mirrors" would make <i>Varney</i> a bad story. But there's got to be more suspense, more mystery, <i>something</i> more involved than this f***ery.<br />
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I must give JMR some credit for the end of the chapter, however, because he brings back that Varney I know and love. The smug, manipulative a**hole who breaks into someone's house at night and then invites them to breakfast the next morning.<br />
<blockquote>"That's about the coolest piece of business," said Mr. Chillingworth, "that ever I heard of."</blockquote>Indeed it is.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-2188085021142823182010-12-13T00:40:00.001-06:002011-11-03T05:28:33.812-05:00Chapter 58: In Which The Book Can't Get Any Awesomer Than ThisMan, over a year working on this blog (however intermittently) and I'm only just nearing the end of Book 1. If you haven't yet realized how <i>ridiculous</i> <i>Varney the Vampire</i> is, that should teach you something.<br />
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The <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-57-in-which-i-suddenly-enjoy.html">previous chapter</a> concerned the Admiral and Dr. Chillingworth trying to catch the vampire in a trap, ending just as they heard a mysterious noise. In <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-58" target="_blank">Chapter 58</a> (THE ARRIVAL OF JACK PRINGLE -- MIDNIGHT AND THE VAMPYRE. -- THE MYSTERIOUS HAT.), we immediately learn that it was only Jack.<br />
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I hope y'all skipped ahead instead of waiting two months to find out how that cliffhanger resolved, because that's got to be a hell of a letdown.<br />
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Apparently Jack has gone out and gotten drunk, and the Admiral tells him off for ruining the plan to catch the vampire while Chillingworth keeps trying to break up the fight, with as little success as you might expect. The dialogue feels a bit forced, but works well enough to express the character dynamics. And actually the resolution of the problem is pretty funny, if as abrupt as I've come to generally expect from JMR:<br />
<blockquote>Jack staggered after him, and they all reached the room where the admiral and Mr. Chillingworth had been sitting before the alarm.<br />
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"There!" said the admiral, putting the light upon the table, and pointing to the bottle; "what do yo think of that?"<br />
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"I never thinks under such circumstances," said Jack. "Here's to the wooden walls of old England!"<br />
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He seized the bottle, and, putting its neck into his mouth, for a few moments nothing was heard but a gurgling sound of the liquor passing down his throat; his head went further and further back, until, at last, over he went, chair and bottle and all, and lay in a helpless state of intoxication on the floor.<br />
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"So far, so good," said the admiral. "He's out of the way, at all events."</blockquote>As soon as that's done, they hear something again, and we get this interesting exchange:<br />
<blockquote>"Hist!" said the doctor. "Not a word. They come."<br />
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"What do you say they for?" said the admiral.<br />
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"Because something seems to whisper me that Mr. Marchdale knows more of Varney, the vampyre, than ever he has chosen to reveal. Put out the light."</blockquote>The ensuing scene where Varney sneaks into the house feels needlessly padded, even for JMR. For example:<br />
<blockquote>He turned his side to the apartment, and, as he did so, the bright moonlight fell upon his face, enabling Mr. Chillingworth to see, without the shadow of a doubt, that it was, indeed, Varney, the vampyre, who was thus stealthily making his entrance into Bannerworth Hall, according to the calculation which had been made by the admiral upon that subject.</blockquote>Really? That's really how you're going to do the reveal of the vampire, with a rambling sentence repeating what we knew from the first half of the chapter? I suppose I should just be glad that my gut feeling was wrong and this wasn't just another red herring.<br />
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Anyway, they try to catch Varney, but end up only grabbing his boot. I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that Chillingworth suddenly grew a spine:<br />
<blockquote>"Yes, you are done," said the doctor; "why didn't you lay hold of the leg while you were about it, instead of the boot? Admiral, are these your tactics?"</blockquote>The chapter actually ends on a high note, so I'm just going to keep quoting passages I like.<br />
<blockquote>"D -- n it!" he said, "this puts me in mind of old times. Blaze away, you thieves, while I load; broadside to broadside. It's your turn now; I scorn to take an advantage. What the devil's that?"<br />
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Something very large and very heavy came bang against the window, sending it all into the room, and nearly smothering the admiral with the fragments. Another shot was then fired, and in came something else, which hit the wall on the opposite side of the room, rebounding from thence on to the doctor, who gave a yell of despair.</blockquote>I love this bit because JMR has suddenly hit upon the exact right amount of detail for the situation. Even though the second paragraph is worded so matter-of-factly, I got a strong sense of the characters' emotions -- particularly the confusion over what or who, exactly, has caused this.<br />
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Then we get a bit more of drunk!Jack antics before the Big Reveal:<br />
<blockquote>At this instant there was a strange hissing sound heard below the window; then there was a sudden, loud report, as if a hand-grenade had gone off. A spectral sort of light gleamed into the room, and a tall, gaunt-looking figure rose slowly up in the balcony.<br />
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"Beware of the dead!" said a voice. "Let the living contend with the living, the dead with the dead. Beware!"<br />
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The figure disappeared, as did also the strange, spectral-looking light. A deathlike silence ensued, and the cold moonbeams streamed in upon the floor of the apartment, as if nothing had occurred to disturb the wrapped repose and serenity of the scene.</blockquote>This. Is. F***ing. Awesome.<br />
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Seriously, these three paragraphs are probably the awesomest thing that has happened since <i>Varney the Vampire</i> began. Generally, waiting until Chapter 58 (a full quarter of the way through the book, although JMR wouldn't have known at the time) to really start exploring the supernatural mythos is a colossally stupid idea... and actually, that's not untrue here. But I've been waiting so long to see some kind of payoff, and I am incredibly happy that JMR can still manage to surprise me.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-46683117647046767002010-12-10T18:57:00.000-06:002010-12-10T18:57:03.677-06:00Sponsored Post: Vampire Store<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://vampire-store.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNpq3BHW-GwUqZCDOgun6TStrPE00OLXNYbIizZUoh8HxBvt74ZC-QG_ZemgJcCI7OAqARPH6I57aEnlSq3Wrbv_N1u1rCRiYWW31vY5rUyT5wkNvnv40lIC2-x_suN4myQpXGmxNrN8E/s1600/vampiresite-logo.jpg" width="250" /></a></div><br />
New post coming on Sunday; thank you all for your patience! In the meantime, go visit <a href="http://vampire-store.com/">Vampire Store</a>! The site offers product links for many popular vampire series, such as <i><a href="http://vampire-store.com/the-twilight-saga/">Twilight</a></i> and <i><a href="http://vampire-store.com/dark-shadows-2/">Dark Shadows</a></i>.<br />
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If you're looking for vampire media, you might be interested in the informative <a href="http://vampire-store.com/category/vampire-books/">book reviews</a> and other blog posts. There's even a few general resources, such as this look at <a href="http://vampire-store.com/2009/11/vampire-awakening-and-turning-is-it-even-possible-to-be-turned-into-a-vampire/">explanations for vampirism</a>.<br />
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Altogether, a nice vampire site to check out!Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-51846272013188899982010-11-22T23:05:00.000-06:002010-11-22T23:05:11.136-06:00In Which the Blogger Calls Attention to Her Entirely Predictable AbsenceSorry, guys. My health has just been s*** lately and I have not done much writing of any kind this month. But here, have a slightly related article about <i><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1727329719">Star Wars</a></i><a href="http://scifi.about.com/od/starwarscharacters/a/SWAR_anzati.htm"> vampires</a> to tie you over for the next two weeks or so until I get back on track.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-25579879132056986502010-10-25T00:37:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:27:29.230-05:00Chapter 57: In Which I Suddenly Enjoy Waiting for the Vampire<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUi7UdiSXu-bKrO5dtUJuZlIDDh1rT9AWPMSSDHFWOuVAvE4r7DexvK7lS0YaPH5UKCsZ5iZpMSzVNje30vQSAAIvrT1-1tdcoW9yHdPthIQX_RLe-ew9FSoSq-Ug3sJQakg0dhF71KXQ/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-57a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUi7UdiSXu-bKrO5dtUJuZlIDDh1rT9AWPMSSDHFWOuVAvE4r7DexvK7lS0YaPH5UKCsZ5iZpMSzVNje30vQSAAIvrT1-1tdcoW9yHdPthIQX_RLe-ew9FSoSq-Ug3sJQakg0dhF71KXQ/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-57a.png" width="328" /></a></div><br />
In <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-56-in-which-bannerworths.html">the previous chapter</a>, we finally got back to the Bannerworths just as they finally moved out of their house. <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-57" target="_blank">Chapter 57</a> (THE LONELY WATCH, AND THE ADVENTURE IN THE DESERTED HOUSE.) begins with a nice melodramatic description about the night:<br />
<blockquote>It was one of those nights to produce melancholy reflections -- a night on which a man would be apt to review his past life, and to look into the hidden recesses of his soul to see if conscience could make a coward of him in the loneliness and stillness that breathed around.</blockquote>It goes on like that for a while until we get to the personified Bannerworth Hall, which is getting all emo because the Bannerworths deserted it:<br />
<blockquote>It seemed as if twenty years of continued occupation could not have produced such an effect upon the ancient edifice as had those few hours of neglect and desertion.</blockquote>All this leading up to Admiral Bell and Dr. Chillingworth sitting in Flora's room with weapons, waiting for the vampire's return. Why they think the vampire is going to return that night other than the plot saying so, I'm not sure, but I'm not about to argue too much when it appears that something exciting might be about to happen.<br />
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By the way, here's exactly what I mean about the Admiral being funny when he's playing off someone:<br />
<blockquote>"... as to our efforts being crowned with success, why, I'll give you a toast, doctor, 'may the morning's reflection provide for the evening's amusement.'"<br />
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"Ha! ha!" said Chillingworth, faintly; "I'd rather not drink any more, and you seem, admiral, to have transposed the toast in some way. I believe it runs, 'may the evening's amusement bear the morning's reflection.'"<br />
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"Transpose the devil!" said the admiral; "what do I care how it runs? I gave you my toast, and as to that you mention, it's another one altogether, and a sneaking, shore-going one too: but why don't you drink?"</blockquote>It turns out the Admiral has set a trap, locking up all the windows except for one, under which he's placed some precariously balanced crockery.<br />
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Naturally, there's a cat scare right after he says this, by which I mean a cat knocks over the crockery. But I actually really like that bit. It actually builds the suspense, rather than JMR saying something is going to happen and either a) making it happen immediately or b) making it happen ten chapters later after we've forgotten about it entirely.<br />
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They find the cat, put out the light, and hear a whistle from the garden, and with that cliffhanger I'm actually looking forward to reading the next chapter.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-49264099630408444472010-10-24T23:00:00.000-05:002010-10-24T23:00:17.141-05:00Digression: The Vampyre SiteWorking on an actual post for before I go to bed tonight. In the meantime, check out my new site, <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/">The Vampyre Site</a>! There are already a bunch of articles and short stories about vampires, as well as resources about everyone's favorite vampire opera, <i><a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/der-vampyr-marschner">Der Vampyr</a></i>. (Okay, so there aren't that many vampire operas to pick from.)<br />
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I noticed a while ago that none of the online versions of <i>Varney the Vampire</i> contain all of the illustrations (and few even have a couple), so I'm working on scanning those in to add to the website, plus some more stories & resources that I have to add in the meantime.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-18103328522228228362010-10-20T23:38:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:26:21.886-05:00Chapter 56: In Which the Bannerworths Finally LeaveSo, the <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-55-in-which-mob-stumbles-around.html">previous chapter</a> had no sign of Varney, just some more irrelevant filler. At least <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-56" target="_blank">Chapter 56</a> (THE DEPARTURE OF THE BANNERWORTHS FROM THE HALL. -- THE NEW ABODE. -- JACK PRINGLE, PILOT.) marks the return of the characters we know and <strike>love</strike> occasionally tolerate: the Bannerworths & co.<br />
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The Bannerworths have finally decided to leave the hall instead of holding another drawn-out meeting about it, the Admiral having convinced them it was a good idea way back in Chapter I'm-not-looking-up-a-link-right-now.<br />
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Henry says to the Admiral: "here we are, trusting implicitly to you"; and for some reason the phrasing of that line just strikes me as funny. I know the awkwardness is just classic JMR dialogue, but it sort of has the feel of overeagerness, a shifty-eyed "of <i>course</i> I trust you; I haven't left some kind of sinister surprise for you when we leave."<br />
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Or maybe it's just me. It'd never happen, in any case.<br />
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The Admiral reassures Henry that he can defend himself against the vampire, and reassures Flora that she will at long last be away from her attacker. The Bannerworths (and Jack, who is accompanying them as comic relief) say farewell to the Admiral (and <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyFriendsAndZoidberg?from=Main.AndZoidberg">Dr. Chillingworth</a>).<br />
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With the separation of Jack from the Admiral, JMR seems to be trying out a new running gag wherein Jack says something in sailor slang and the others stare blankly. Actually I can't tell if it's a running gag yet and not just a one-off, but from the way it was abruptly shoehorned into the beginning of the chapter ("Oh, it's a seaman's report. I know what he means; it's quicker and plainer than the land lingo, to my ears, and Jack can't talk any other, you see," says the Admiral) and then appears towards the end, that's what it feels like.<br />
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It's not funny for the same reason that a lot of JMR's attempts at humor aren't funny (see also: the last chapter): because they don't involve interaction. The Admiral and Jack are funny when they interact with each other. The Admiral is funny when he interacts with other people. Jack is a little too forced for me to find him funny most of the time, but he's funny when there's an actual interaction, and not just him saying something that's supposed to be funny and no one else really understanding it.<br />
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At any rate, the Bannerworths reach their destination uneventfully, and we've got to wait until the next Sunday post (which shall hopefully not be on Wednesday again) to find out what happens after the big cliffhanger at the end of this chapter: <i>why can't the Bannerworths enter the garden yet????</i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-62364131347374064962010-10-15T19:27:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:24:50.682-05:00Chapter 55: In Which the Mob Stumbles Around in the Dark Because It's Funny, I GuessSo this week's Wednesday post is on Friday. Don't judge me.<br />
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<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-54-in-which-varney-obviously.html">Previously</a> in <i>Varney the Vampire</i>, the mob watch Varney's house burn and presume (or, perhaps, hope) that he's dead. In <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-55" target="_blank">Chapter 55</a> (Chapter LV. THE RETURN OF THE MOB AND MILITARY TO THE TOWN. -- THE MADNESS OF THE MOB. -- THE GROCER'S REVENGE.) is, I suppose, a coda to the overly-long episode of the mob attacking Varney.<br />
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The mob leaves the house after the fire burns out (excuse me, after "the termination of the conflagration," because it has more syllables). They go back to the village and, since burning down Varney's house was clearly not enough excitement for one night, decide that they're still bored and play practical jokes on each other.<br />
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It occurred to me as I finished this chapter that it was full of accidental suspense. For example, some guys decide it would be great fun to see who can jump over a muddy ditch. Some of them jump in and turn into ginormous drama queens about how now they're wet and muddy and are clearly going to die. Having seen a few horror movies, my first thought was that Varney must have been hiding in the mud at the bottom of the ditch and they were going to discover them/he was going to attack them.<br />
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Same thing in the middle of the scene where some guy decides to get revenge on some other guy by throwing pitch at him. As he's trying to figure out how to scrape pitch off some pickets, he reaches down and "found he had inserted his hand into something soft." Surely this must be something to draw us back to the main plot, right? But no, it's just a pail of pitch, and there are some more unfunny antics to finish up the irrelevant chapter.<br />
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<i><a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-56-in-which-bannerworths.html">Chapter 56: In Which the Bannerworths Finally Leave</a></i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-63711000142562453912010-10-10T19:41:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:25:33.651-05:00Chapter 54: In Which Varney Obviously Isn't Dead -- He's the Title Character<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_handNqN4Te1oCTY-MAfySS7LqMfeGUREINw5dS1ALWO5izjg5t_KwNucD_doJM7oGoYD37Jfr53CZegJKJW2drgoKzVGitWaCL1OyZCosTzBFhTa9VsMyj58K3cpIh5edn6L0OrKbXI/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-54a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_handNqN4Te1oCTY-MAfySS7LqMfeGUREINw5dS1ALWO5izjg5t_KwNucD_doJM7oGoYD37Jfr53CZegJKJW2drgoKzVGitWaCL1OyZCosTzBFhTa9VsMyj58K3cpIh5edn6L0OrKbXI/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-54a.png" width="341" /></a></div><br />
Sorry about the lack of posting last Sunday; I was sick all last week and so devoted myself to work that doesn't take a whole lot of attention, like reformatting old books or waiting an hour for my old POS laptop to start up.<br />
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<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-53-in-which-military-suddenly.html">In the previous chapter</a>, the mob set Varney's house on fire. <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-54" target="_blank">Chapter 54</a> (THE BURNING OF VARNEY'S HOUSE. -- A NIGHT SCENE. -- POPULAR SUPERSTITION.) begins with the sergeant reporting back to his superior officer about the fire. The superior officer sends him back for information, presumably so that JMR can repeat the whole thing about Varney supposedly dying in the fire for the benefit of readers who came in late.<br />
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The man who reports the summary of previous events to the sergeant starts out as kind of a smartass but gradually becomes helpful, offering to report to the superior officer himself. But he mentions that Varney is a vampire and suddenly no one will take him seriously.<br />
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Meanwhile, the mob continues to watch the fire well into the night, afraid to venture into the dark in case the vampire is still alive and ready to attack. I actually rather like the last bit of the chapter, so I'll quote it in its entirety to increase this post's word count:<br />
<blockquote>The hours passed away, and the house that had been that morning a noble and well-furnished mansion, was now a smouldering heap of ruins. The flames had become somewhat subdued, and there was now more smoke than flames.<br />
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The fire had exhausted itself. There was now no more material that could serve it for fuel, and the flames began to become gradually enough subdued.<br />
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Suddenly there was a rush, and then a bright flame shot upward for an instant, so bright and so strong, that it threw a flash of light over the country for miles; but it it was only momentary, and it subsided.<br />
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The roof, which had been built strong enough to resist almost anything, after being burning for a considerable time, suddenly gave way, and came in with a tremendous crash, and then all was for a moment darkness.<br />
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After this the fire might be said to be subdued, it having burned itself out; and the flames that could now be seen were but the result of so much charred wood, that would probably smoulder away for a day or two, if left to itself to do so. A dense mass of smoke arose from the ruins, and blackened the atmosphere around, and told the spectators the work was done.</blockquote>Since I'm getting frustrated with short chapters/chapters with not much to say about them and want to get through this book a bit faster, Wednesday posting shall (hopefully!) resume this week. Stay tuned!Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-75013026149207476872010-09-27T00:40:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:23:11.621-05:00Chapter 53: In Which The Military Suddenly Doesn't Care About the Mob<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-52-in-which-varney-makes-cameo.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: Varney keeps a wine cellar full of blood. Maybe.</i><br />
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(Finally, my Internet connection is back! It's like it knows when I'm trying to make a blog post, or something.)<br />
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So, <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-53" target="_blank">this chapter</a> begins with the mob setting Varney's house on fire, just in case he's still hiding in there. And then there's this whole thing about how if vampires got married they wouldn't want to live forever and ha ha women are awful isn't that hilarious.<br />
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And then the military shows up and everyone's like, "Ho hum, can't prove who did what so might as well not worry about it. Serves Varney right for not getting out of town when people started accusing him of vampirism." Seriously?<br />
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I feel terrible for this being so short as well as late but I swear to God that is all that happens.<br />
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<i><a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/10/chapter-54-in-which-varney-obviously.html">Chapter 54: In Which Varney Obviously Isn't Dead -- He's the Title Character</a></i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-13912606773854421242010-09-19T21:13:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:22:19.260-05:00Chapter 52: In Which Varney Makes a Cameo<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-51-in-which-conveniently-no-one.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: The mob's attack is drawn out about three chapters longer than necessary.</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-52" target="_blank">Chapter 52</a> (THE INTERVIEW BETWEEN THE MOB AND SIR FRNCIS VARNEY. -- THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE. -- THE WINE CELLARS.) begins with what is probably the most egregious padding I've seen so far in <i>Varney the Vampire</i>:<br />
<blockquote>"Hurrah!" shouted the mob below.</blockquote><blockquote>"Hurrah!" shouted the mob above....</blockquote><blockquote>"Down with the vampyre!" they shouted.</blockquote><blockquote>"Down with the vampyre!" shouted they.</blockquote>Either that or it's an attempt to attract younger readers to the story. "See Dick run. See Jane run. See Dick stake the vampire. Stake, Dick, stake!"<br />
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Then the mob comes across Varney, and what can I say about Varney except that I love him.<br />
<blockquote>"Gentlemen," said Sir Francis Varney, rising, with the blandest of smiles, "pray, gentlemen, permit me to inquire the cause of this condescension on your part. The visit is kind."</blockquote>It's just amazing how subtle he is, how his calmness is so consistently the most threatening thing about him. On the one hand it works because it's a bit crazymaking -- "he's acting so calm and clueless, perhaps he's not a vampire after all and we're just imagining all this" -- and on the other hand it speaks to just how powerful the vampire is -- if you're about to attack someone and he's so confident that he doesn't even try to defend himself, either he's monumentally stupid or you're about to get f***ed.<br />
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Of course, Varney's bluffing a little, because rather than face the mob he mysteriously disappears. Which segues nicely into the next few hundred words of padding, which essentially amount to "where did he go?" and "he's a vampire!" repeated ad nauseum.<br />
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The really interesting bit in this chapter, however, comes after the mob raid Varney's wine cellar:<br />
<blockquote>"What are you drinking?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Wine."</blockquote><blockquote>"What wine?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Danged if I know," was the reply. "It's wine, I suppose; for I know it ain't beer nor spirits; so it must be wine."</blockquote><blockquote>"Are you sure it ain't bottled men's blood?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Eh?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Bottled blood, man! Who knows what a vampyre drinks? It may be his wine. He may feast upon that before he goes to bed of a night, drink anybody's health, and make himself cheerful on bottled blood!"</blockquote><blockquote>"Oh, danged! I'm so sick; I wish I hadn't taken the stuff. It may be as you say, neighbour, and then we be cannibals."</blockquote><blockquote>"Or vampyres."</blockquote><blockquote>"There's a pretty thing to think of."</blockquote>Vampires disguising their blood as wine -- another vampire trope I had no idea showed up so early. (Any early vampire lit experts know of an earlier fictional appearance? I checked what I knew of but couldn't find one.) The suggestion, of course, causes the mob to become paranoid and dump all the wine.<br />
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But was Varney's wine cellar actually filled with blood? We've seen Varney <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-17-in-which-varney-never-drinks.html">refuse wine</a> in the past, suggesting that he can't consume any food or drink besides blood, so why would he keep so much wine in the house? On the other hand, he <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/01/chapter-14-in-which-henry-makes-offer.html">has food and drink available</a> when Henry and Marchdale visit, so he must keep it around for guests as well as to keep up appearances.<br />
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The main problem, however, is simply that (unless any blood-drinkers in the comments care to correct me on this) blood tastes nothing like wine, so if the mob just thinks the wine tastes a little funny I'm going to chalk that one up to their paranoia. I've seen the "vampire tricks human into drinking blood by pretending it's wine" trope in other vampire fiction, which seems to rely on the nonsensical premise of "if it looks vaguely similar it must taste the same."<br />
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People who believe that, remind me never to eat anything you cook.<br />
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<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-53-in-which-military-suddenly.html"><i>Chapter 53: In Which The Military Suddenly Doesn't Care About the Mob</i></a>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-42677458273488293342010-09-12T22:01:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:21:37.874-05:00Chapter 51: In Which Conveniently, No One Gets Hurt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh15Ev-fiUeDPOHiBXLr92yZdpgW5gVonPKQBoz9U4uhNw6P9KQ_Q6O4CbYSAwK48MRBitYBlm7fNkCII2-jtK4LE7CM2H6KgGv9ngRYRAF2nK_qaFWMi8XUmb2bOHZE5J5c79DGx91YJA/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-51a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh15Ev-fiUeDPOHiBXLr92yZdpgW5gVonPKQBoz9U4uhNw6P9KQ_Q6O4CbYSAwK48MRBitYBlm7fNkCII2-jtK4LE7CM2H6KgGv9ngRYRAF2nK_qaFWMi8XUmb2bOHZE5J5c79DGx91YJA/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-51a.png" width="328" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-50-in-which-jmr-is-chapter.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: The mob try to attack Varney by knocking on the door.</i><br />
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I know I've been picking on chapter titles too often lately. But really, I was surprised by the title of <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-51" target="_blank">Chapter 51</a> (THE ATTACK UPON THE VAMPYRE'S HOUSE. -- THE FURY OF THE ATTACK. -- THE FORCING OF THE DOORS, AND THE STRUGGLE.). With all the trouble trying to knock on the door in the previous chapter, I'd have thought it would take them until at least Chapter 52 to figure out that they should try to force it.<br />
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The mob, despite being my favorite character for a while, has quickly fallen from my favor. Oh, how fickle the minds of readers (and the characterization of JMR!). At any rate, I rather like the person who's opening the door and mocking them after their ineffectual attempts to open it: "You had better cease that kind of annoyance."<br />
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So he tries to scare the mob off with a gun, but conveniently can't aim well enough to kill anyone. Then there's a needless repeat of the mob's conversation from earlier in the chapter ("Let's kill the vampire so he doesn't suck our blood while we sleep!" "Hurrah!").<br />
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Then the mob actually makes a successful attack, and I'm not sure where their sudden competence comes from. Although conveniently none of the servants get killed, just knocked out -- and you know what, I'm finding JMR's tone a little weird in these "conveniently no one got hurt!" lines. I mean, with all his previous tut-tutting about how awful and immoral the mob was, you'd think killing innocent humans on the way to a vampire would be a good way to show how evil they were. But for some reason JMR abruptly switched to an (occasionally funny, I admit) comedy in the previous chapter, and once again I'm stuck not quite knowing what his point is and where he's going.<br />
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But in the next chapter Varney actually converses with the mob, so that should be something, at least.<br />
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<i><a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-52-in-which-varney-makes-cameo.html">Chapter 52: In Which Varney Makes a Cameo</a></i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-24832095090115683022010-09-05T21:18:00.001-05:002011-11-03T05:20:11.840-05:00Chapter 50: In Which JMR is a Chapter Behind<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-49-in-which-mob-is-easily.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: The mob are arrested in the most boring way imaginable.</i><br />
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As we start <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-50" target="_blank">Chapter 50</a> (THE MOB'S ARRIVAL AT SIR FRANCIS VARNEY'S. -- THE ATTEMPT TO GAIN ADMISSION.) -- wait, isn't that the exact same chapter title as <a href="http://readvarneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/06/chapter-xlix-mobs-arrival-at-sir.html">the previous chapter</a>? F*** you, JMR.<br />
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Thankfully in this one, the mob actually <i>does</i> arrive at Varney's house, and predictably starts clamoring for his death. In tones of "rage and disappointment," apparently, which just makes me picture the mob wagging their fingers at Varney and sternly warning him that if he doesn't start being a good little vampire they'll make him sit in the corner without his supper.<br />
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And then Varney would slaughter them all and drink his supper from their blood-spurting wounds. The end.<br />
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But let's return to the actual story. Somehow the members of the mob who escaped before the others were arrested got a tip that Varney would be at home, because where else would <i>you</i> hide when a mob was coming to kill you?<br />
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Their plan to defeat him is as follows:<br />
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<ol><li>Approach quietly, so as not to warn him.</li>
<li>Knock on the door.</li>
<li>Prop the door open with a stick so they can force their way in.</li>
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<li>Profit!</li>
</ol><div>Or something to that effect. It predictably goes awry when no one answers the door, leading to this wonderful line:</div><div><blockquote>The knock for admission produced no effect; and, after waiting three or four minutes, it was very provoking to find such a wonderful amount of caution and cunning completely thrown away.</blockquote>Not knowing what else to do, they knock again, and I rather like this little exchange, too:<br />
<blockquote>"Well?" said the man who appeared at the little opening.</blockquote><blockquote>"Oh," said he who had knocked; "I -- "</blockquote><blockquote>"Well?"</blockquote><blockquote>"I -- that is to say -- ahem! Is Sir Francis Varney within?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Well?"</blockquote><blockquote>"I say, is Sir Francis Varney within?"</blockquote><blockquote>"Well; you have said it!"</blockquote><blockquote>"Ah, but you have not answered it."</blockquote><blockquote>"No."</blockquote><blockquote>"Well, is he at home?"</blockquote><blockquote>"I decline saying; so you had better, all of you, go back to the town again, for we are well provided with all material to resist any attack you may be fools enough to make."</blockquote></div><div>And so the chapter ends on the biggest cliffhanger of all time, with the mob scratching their heads and probably wondering if they should just try knocking again.<br />
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(SPOILER: That's exactly what they do in Chapter 51.)</div>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-51402541374419835022010-09-05T18:59:00.000-05:002010-09-05T18:59:03.835-05:00Sponsored Post: Coolest Vampire Art GalleryTime for another sponsored post -- <a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/">The Coolest Vampire Art Gallery</a>! I haven't seen enough vampire art galleries to know if this is <i>the</i> coolest, but it seems pretty cool to me. The site has several categories of vampire art, including<a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/dracula-movie-posters.html"> posters for Dracula films</a>, <a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/female-vampire-art.html">female vampires</a> (I found some particularly nice stuff here, but I was having trouble with direct links), and (of course) <i><a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/twilight-movie.html">Twilight</a></i>.<br />
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Of particular interest to vampire artists: the new site owner of The Coolest Vampire Art Gallery has set up a section for members to <a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/your-vampire-art.html">display and sell their own vampire artwork</a>. You can set up a gallery for free to promote your work, or sell prints through the site for a fee.<br />
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So go check out <a href="http://www.coolest-vampire-art-gallery.com/">The Coolest Vampire Art Gallery</a> while you're waiting for me to write a real post tonight!Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-60374835138535151022010-09-01T23:26:00.000-05:002010-09-01T23:26:50.581-05:00Digression: Vampire Story vs. Story with Vampires<i>This is a bit rambly. Consider yourself warned.</i><br />
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So this question came into my mind when I was watching <i>Blood Ties</i> (3 a.m. Eastern time on Lifetime! <s>not that I stay up that late</s>) and started comparing it to <i>Forever Knight</i>. There are a great many differences between the shows, but the major difference is the presence of the vampire.<br />
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In <i>Forever Knight</i>, Nick is the center of the story, and his struggle against his vampire nature is the driving force of the show's long-term story arc. In <i>Blood Ties</i>, on the other hand, the story is about a human, Vicki. Henry helps introduce her to the world of the paranormal, and the fact that he's a vampire lends a particular tone to the show, but the main story wouldn't change much if he were a different kind of supernatural creature.<br />
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But then again, you could say that about any story. When there are only so many basic plots and it's the details that make the stories different, it's not really fair to randomly swap out those details and claim you're keeping the essence of the story.<br />
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I haven't fully thought this through, but I wanted to open it up for discussion: what's the difference between a vampire story and a story with vampires in it, or is the difference even significant enough to be worth noting?Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-26629568910875025002010-08-29T18:44:00.001-05:002011-11-03T05:19:35.546-05:00Chapter 49: In Which the Mob is Easily Captured (Except for the Ones Who Escape)<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-48-in-which-vampire-finally.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: The mob stakes a vampire. Maybe.</i><br />
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If I still had the delusion that the chapter titles in <i>Varney the Vampire</i> had anything to do with their contents, <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-49" target="_blank">Chapter 49</a> (THE MOB'S ARRIVAL AT SIR FRANCIS VARNEY'S. -- THE ATTEMPT TO GAIN ADMISSION.) would be a disappointment. Thankfully I was cured of that unreasonable expectation around <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2009/10/chapter-3-in-which-flora-has-puncture.html">Chapter 3</a>.<br />
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The chapter begins with the soldiers and police trying to figure out what to do about the mob. The soldiers soon enter the room where the mob staked a dead body and are immediately Shocked and Appalled. They try to capture the mob; the mob threatens to resist; they shoot at the mob, who are similarly Shocked and Appalled that things have turned violent; and the mob scramble over each other trying to escape.<br />
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JMR quickly reassures us that the soldiers were firing blanks, just in case we don't believe the soldier who quickly reassures the onlookers that they're firing blanks. In any case, the mob is soon subdued and marched off to jail.<br />
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In the midst of all this, some of the mob escaped and headed off to Varney's house. I imagine we'll hear about this in a chapter or three. The only thing really memorable about this one is how oddly distant and disinterested the narration seems, as if JMR has run out of things to lecture us about.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-84049934894561055192010-08-28T22:15:00.000-05:002010-08-28T22:15:28.869-05:00Sponsored Post: Vampire Empire<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.vampire-empire.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="blank"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-oQxJd8VXxzxbxc7KMGudAs4MBR9bWLf0AZKYYr2giLNnJ6Ioj8BqK84t6l057n2h0f5G1xPjSH62JSFHpZ9ZljBkrGKZhOUfd3v5zgT_gui_Eug91PLp2r8wc4GqFomQ6UZ9_zB_bj8/s320/vampire-empire-logo.jpg" /></a></div><br />
So I'm <a href="http://www.fiverr.com/users/amyshade/gigs/advertise-your-vampire-related-blog-or-website">selling ad space</a> now--yay! For my first post of this kind, I'm talking about <a href="http://www.vampire-empire.com/">Vampire Empire</a>, a site about (in the site owner's words) "history to cult classics to phenomenons no one saw coming."<br />
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The main part of the site showcases some very nice vampire artwork -- I think <a href="http://www.fiverr.com/users/amyshade/gigs/advertise-your-vampire-related-blog-or-website">this one's</a> my favorite, but I also love how the <a href="http://www.vampire-empire.com/lucy-westenra.html">first painting of Lucy</a> from <i>Dracula</i> captures the novel's themes of sexuality and violence. The site also offers custom vampire art.<br />
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In addition, there are sections on classic and popular vampire stories, such as <i>Dracula</i>, <i>Interview with the Vampire</i> (is that old enough to be considered a classic, in terms of vampire stories?), and <i>True Blood</i> (which reminds me, I'm still somewhere at the beginning of Season 2).<br />
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Anyway, you should <a href="http://www.vampire-empire.com/index.html">check it out</a>.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-2251793206889474242010-08-23T22:18:00.001-05:002011-11-03T05:18:42.345-05:00Chapter 48: In Which a Vampire Finally Gets Staked (Maybe)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfTBF6tfAlLRnaprjU4lvJWGftWN8fYiRooyrcCPSu2HOVN6f1_cj4lgTfzslXdcvQ3ULcfmtcppTchAgRyy3ZWtuUsD8k9F3bxeNSGWCc3nzCigtHPhYaqBkE_IFUfBADF6_-yiuuwQE/s1600/varney-the-vampire-chapter-48a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfTBF6tfAlLRnaprjU4lvJWGftWN8fYiRooyrcCPSu2HOVN6f1_cj4lgTfzslXdcvQ3ULcfmtcppTchAgRyy3ZWtuUsD8k9F3bxeNSGWCc3nzCigtHPhYaqBkE_IFUfBADF6_-yiuuwQE/s400/varney-the-vampire-chapter-48a.png" width="345" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-47-in-which-we-encounter-odd.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: Varney checks up on the Bannerworths and the mob discovers a "vampire."</i><br />
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In <a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-48" target="_blank">Chapter 48</a> (THE STAKE AND THE DEAD BODY.) begins with a sentence masquerading as a paragraph, which I read three times and then gave up on:<br />
<blockquote>The mob seemed from the first to have an impression that, as regarded the military force, no very serious results would arise from that quarter, for it was not to be supposed that, on an occasion which could not possibly arouse any ill blood on the part of the soldiery, or on which they could have the least personal feeling, they would like to get a bad name, which would stick to them for years to come.</blockquote>It continues fairly soon with the woman at the end of the previous chapter, who thought a dead man was a vampire. Other townspeople crowd around the body to examine it. They summon a man who saw the body a few days ago, who confirms that it looks fresher now than it did when he first died.<br />
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So they decide that they must drive a stake through the body. Interestingly, the heart isn't specified as it is in many vampire stories; just the stake itself, "it was currently believed, inflicted so much physical injury to the frame, as to render his resuscitation out of the question."<br />
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The act itself is carried out by a handful of drunk guys unaffiliated with the current on-lookers -- I suppose that's so JMR (who puts on great airs of horror and disgust at the violation of the body) can continue looking down at the mob while mostly viewing them as stupid and misguided, rather than evil.<br />
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Was the guy actually a vampire? It's hard to say, although JMR comes down pretty strongly on the side of "no, and you're stupid for believing that there might be vampires in a vampire story."<br />
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But whether he was or wasn't, the problem with this scene is that it exists only so JMR can do what he's done every single chapter since the mob was introduced: smack us over the head with how stupid and uncivilized they are. The whole "drive a stake through the heart/cut off the head of someone who might have been turned to prevent them from rising" is a classic vampire trope, and in most stories it works because we are familiar with -- and care about -- both the character who's dead and the character doing the staking. It becomes a poignant moment of angst, reinforcing the loss of the loved one and demonstrating that the vampire slayer will do whatever it takes to stop others from getting hurt.<br />
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The mob is a sort of character, certainly, but by bringing in some random guys to do the deed, JMR fails to show the impact of the staking on that character. Worse than that, he gives the mob someone to look down on -- someone who's reviled for doing the dirty work that, if the mob is correct in their assumptions of vampirism, needs to get done. Like so much of the story, it's just all too convenient.Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-66202044799293396832010-08-15T23:01:00.002-05:002011-11-03T05:17:24.681-05:00Chapter 47: In Which We Encounter an Odd Combination of Fiction and Folklore<a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-46-in-which-bannerworths-decide.html"><i>Previously in </i>Varney the Vampire</a><i>: Nothing much happens that we haven't been over before.</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.vampyresite.com/vampires/varney-the-vampire/chapter-47" target="_blank">Chapter 47</a> (THE REMOVAL FROM THE HALL. -- THE NIGHT WATCH, AND THE ALARM.) begins with -- of all things! -- an argument between Henry and the Admiral over who gets to keep the furniture when the Bannerworths move out. It's amazing how dull the Admiral can get when thrown into such a context.<br />
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Thankfully they're interrupted by Varney's servant, who comes under the pretense of seeing how they are after the "flurry and excitement." It's just so very <i>Varney</i>: a smug reminder -- I'm still here! -- coupled with an underhanded, passive-aggressive "oh, I didn't hurt you, did I?"<br />
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To express their displeasure, they take the servant and stick him under the water pump. I guess that's what one did before the invention of toilet bowls.<br />
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Anyway, we then return to the mob. There's an interesting bit here when they're trying to figure out how the butcher got out of his coffin:<br />
<blockquote>...nothing was more natural, when anybody died who was capable of becoming a vampyre, than for other vampyres who knew it to dig him up, and lay him out in the cold beams of the moonlight, until he acquired the same sort of vitality they themselves possessed, and joined their horrible fraternity.</blockquote>So we have the whole moonlight thing again, not just as a healing source but as a necessary step in the process of making a vampire. The <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/07/chapter-39-in-which-duel-goes-awry.html">importance of moonlight</a> is interesting in and of itself, since it doesn't seem to have a basis in folklore but rather in Polidori's "The Vampyre." Since <i>Varney the Vampyre</i> is one of the earliest pieces of vampire fiction, it illustrates the beginning of vampire stories building on each others' established universes as well as folklore, until the folklore gradually becomes all but forgotten.<br />
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(See also the criticisms of <i>Twilight </i>along the lines of "if Meyer had <i>researched</i> vampires she'd <i>know</i> they can't go out in the daylight!" There are many reasonable criticisms of <i>Twilight</i> but "it doesn't follow trends that other authors made up" is hardly one of them. But I digress.)<br />
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Then we move to a young man who has recently died of a sudden illness. A woman screams that he is a vampire, because "[his body is] fresher now than on the day on which it died, and there's a colour in its cheeks." (The idea that rosy cheeks indicate a vampire <i>does</i> come from folklore, although <a href="http://forensicscience.suite101.com/article.cfm/appearance_of_the_vampire_in_myth_and_legend">the appearance is just a natural part of the decomposition process</a>, as JMR points out a few paragraphs later.)<br />
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JMR makes a point to tell us how crazy and delusional she is, and I'll spare you another rant about how <a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-45.html">the mob are the only ones acting logically</a> based on the universe they're living in and the small amount of information they know.<br />
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<i><a href="http://varneythevampire.blogspot.com/2010/08/chapter-48-in-which-vampire-finally.html">Chapter 48: In Which a Vampire Finally Gets Staked (Maybe)</a></i>Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1245081827692999288.post-5858612407479638742010-08-15T14:18:00.000-05:002010-08-15T14:18:18.845-05:00Digression: Vampire ReviewsSo I've been working on my other project, <a href="http://bookofthemovie.blogspot.com/">Book of the Movie</a>, and have a couple of video reviews about vampires:<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bYWhi2jWT4">Closed captioned version on YouTube</a><br />
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Real post coming later, though; don't worry!Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07162829486901987282noreply@blogger.com1